Anime w/Greg: Trigun Episode 10

Hello again! Welcome the weekly Anime with Greg. Todays episode is Tirgun!…Wow! The name is so hardcore I should have just stopped right there and never watched any further…But where is the fun in that. I have prepared a synopsis of this episode for you and by “prepared” I mean I hit Ctrl+C and then clicked this tab and hit Ctrl+V in this box. I didn’t read over it so if there is problems i will just point to the anime and say “Of course there is”. I also want to point out that this was actually my very first anime I had ever watched all the way through.

Here is you amazingly long synopsis;

Resting from his last adventure, Vash pledges to dedicate the whole day in May City to love and peace. He eats a quick breakfast and goes outside to wrestle with the neighborhood kids. A woman walks by and sees Vash injured on the floor. Vash immediately takes advantage of her concern and attempts to hit on her, unsuccessfully. It seems the wrestling was just a set up for Vash to pick up girls. One kid won’t play with them, and Vash discovers that he is having a hard time helping his mom with her restaurant. He says Vash can eat there as long as he doesn’t hit on his mother. Being hungry, Vash agrees and discovers none other than Nicholas behind the counter. Nicholas tells the sad story of how he saved the kid’s mother from some bandits out to collect on a debt. He is helping her while kid’s father is currently away trying to scrape together the debt money. His charity doesn’t end there, as he entered Vash in a quick draw competition in order to raise money. He threatens to expose Vash for the reward if he doesn’t comply. Back at the hotel, Meryl and Milly are very against the idea since it would provide gunslingers a good opportunity to kill Vash and take the bounty on his head. Nicholas brings bottles of liquor from the restaurant to celebrate for the competition. He humbly apologizes for not asking Vash’s permission, and he makes it clear that his only concern is helping the children. The agents drop in, and Milly gets a little tipsy after a few drinks.

The day of the competition arrives, and the town is flooded with would be gunslingers. Having ingested several bottles of liquor, Vash is only held up from falling by Nicholas. When his turn………….
(My Edit) blah blah blah blah everyone looks like a chick, some talking happens and the mouths don’t move THE END

Enjoy!

Here is the like to this “Oh my God” size synopsis
http://kookosei.tripod.com/fuyu/id6.html

Anime w/ Greg: Outlaw Star Episode 1

Hello and welcome to the first of many “Anime with Greg” episodes. This is where we put me (Greg) in front of a computer to watch anime (which I can’t stand). Meanwhile Jake (who loves anime) laughs at how confused and irritated I get at the antics these funny little creatures get themselves into…

Today’s adventure is Outlaw Star. The synopsis below was stolen from the wiki page I found on it and I added my own commentary.

Gene Starwind and James “Jim” Hawking (who look like chicks) are hired by a woman (who also looks like a chick but since she has tits I know she is an actual chick) named Rachel to protect and escort her as she services farm equipment (Probably a dick reference). When they are attacked by Kei Pirates, they learn Rachel is really “Hot Ice” Hilda, an outlaw in search of treasure.(…of course she is) After the pursuing pirates are defeated, Hilda shoots Gene (what a bitch) and forces Jim to fetch a large container. The container is opened, revealing a naked girl inside. (And why wouldn’t there be a naked girl inside?)

Enjoy!