Hello and welcome to the first of many “Anime with Greg” episodes. This is where we put me (Greg) in front of a computer to watch anime (which I can’t stand). Meanwhile Jake (who loves anime) laughs at how confused and irritated I get at the antics these funny little creatures get themselves into…
Today’s adventure is Outlaw Star. The synopsis below was stolen from the wiki page I found on it and I added my own commentary.
Gene Starwind and James “Jim” Hawking (who look like chicks) are hired by a woman (who also looks like a chick but since she has tits I know she is an actual chick) named Rachel to protect and escort her as she services farm equipment (Probably a dick reference). When they are attacked by Kei Pirates, they learn Rachel is really “Hot Ice” Hilda, an outlaw in search of treasure.(…of course she is) After the pursuing pirates are defeated, Hilda shoots Gene (what a bitch) and forces Jim to fetch a large container. The container is opened, revealing a naked girl inside. (And why wouldn’t there be a naked girl inside?)
Enjoy!
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