Commander League Fall 2015

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The league is three months long. September through November.

There is a one time $10 entry fee.  When you sign up and pay your fee you choose your commander for the league. Each legendary creature can only be registered once as a commander. This does not limit that card’s use in other decks.

  • Once per month a player may pay a $5 fee to switch commander.  Each player may only have one deck registered in the league at a time.

Players may switch all other cards in their decks outside of a game as they wish. Players may use legendary creatures in their 99 cards that have been registered as other player’s league commander .  We will be abiding by the Wizards commander ban list located here: http://magic.wizards.com/en/gameinfo/gameplay/formats/commander

  • Players may bring a 10 card sideboard in addition to their 99 cards and 1 Commander. After Commanders are announced, players have 3 minutes to make 1-for-1 substitutions to their deck. Your own sideboard can also be used to wish for cards that are outside the game. Any card that references bringing in cards from outside the game(ex. Spawnsire of Ulamog) also can only pull cards from your sideboard.

Because Commander games are long and usually not played in multi-game matches, Commander uses a modified mulligan rule designed to alleviate mana-light hands without significantly increasing the odds of finding individual cards. This is also known as the “Brittany” mulligan rule.

1. In turn order, players may exile (face down) some or all of the cards in their hand.
2. Each player then draws cards from their deck equal to the number they exiled.
3. Players who exiled at least one card may return to step 1 and repeat the process, drawing one less card each time.
4. Players shuffle all exiled cards into their deck.

Players may play up to four games each day that Super Salty is open, towards their league standing. Each game played is worth one point and each win is worth an additional point. Every Tuesday will  be League Day, where points are tripled. A game must last at least seven turns by each player before one of the players may forfeit. If a player loses before turn 7 from any other method the result will stand. After each game, players must report their record to the judge, and/or the employee behind the counter, to have their results recorded.  At the end, we will hold a tournament with all the players who have earned over 140 points.  Prizes will include invitations to participate in the Legacy Status tournament, where the victor will walk away with legacy status. Which includes discounts on a range of products. As well as perks including legacy member night only events. With additional perks to be added later.

  • If no other players are available for play someone who has completed their games for the day may act as an opponent. However, if that is the case regardless of outcome the player who is still to gain points will only receive one point for their game.

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Anime w/Greg: Trigun Episode 10

Hello again! Welcome the weekly Anime with Greg. Todays episode is Tirgun!…Wow! The name is so hardcore I should have just stopped right there and never watched any further…But where is the fun in that. I have prepared a synopsis of this episode for you and by “prepared” I mean I hit Ctrl+C and then clicked this tab and hit Ctrl+V in this box. I didn’t read over it so if there is problems i will just point to the anime and say “Of course there is”. I also want to point out that this was actually my very first anime I had ever watched all the way through.

Here is you amazingly long synopsis;

Resting from his last adventure, Vash pledges to dedicate the whole day in May City to love and peace. He eats a quick breakfast and goes outside to wrestle with the neighborhood kids. A woman walks by and sees Vash injured on the floor. Vash immediately takes advantage of her concern and attempts to hit on her, unsuccessfully. It seems the wrestling was just a set up for Vash to pick up girls. One kid won’t play with them, and Vash discovers that he is having a hard time helping his mom with her restaurant. He says Vash can eat there as long as he doesn’t hit on his mother. Being hungry, Vash agrees and discovers none other than Nicholas behind the counter. Nicholas tells the sad story of how he saved the kid’s mother from some bandits out to collect on a debt. He is helping her while kid’s father is currently away trying to scrape together the debt money. His charity doesn’t end there, as he entered Vash in a quick draw competition in order to raise money. He threatens to expose Vash for the reward if he doesn’t comply. Back at the hotel, Meryl and Milly are very against the idea since it would provide gunslingers a good opportunity to kill Vash and take the bounty on his head. Nicholas brings bottles of liquor from the restaurant to celebrate for the competition. He humbly apologizes for not asking Vash’s permission, and he makes it clear that his only concern is helping the children. The agents drop in, and Milly gets a little tipsy after a few drinks.

The day of the competition arrives, and the town is flooded with would be gunslingers. Having ingested several bottles of liquor, Vash is only held up from falling by Nicholas. When his turn………….
(My Edit) blah blah blah blah everyone looks like a chick, some talking happens and the mouths don’t move THE END

Enjoy!

Here is the like to this “Oh my God” size synopsis
http://kookosei.tripod.com/fuyu/id6.html

Anime w/ Greg: Outlaw Star Episode 1

Hello and welcome to the first of many “Anime with Greg” episodes. This is where we put me (Greg) in front of a computer to watch anime (which I can’t stand). Meanwhile Jake (who loves anime) laughs at how confused and irritated I get at the antics these funny little creatures get themselves into…

Today’s adventure is Outlaw Star. The synopsis below was stolen from the wiki page I found on it and I added my own commentary.

Gene Starwind and James “Jim” Hawking (who look like chicks) are hired by a woman (who also looks like a chick but since she has tits I know she is an actual chick) named Rachel to protect and escort her as she services farm equipment (Probably a dick reference). When they are attacked by Kei Pirates, they learn Rachel is really “Hot Ice” Hilda, an outlaw in search of treasure.(…of course she is) After the pursuing pirates are defeated, Hilda shoots Gene (what a bitch) and forces Jim to fetch a large container. The container is opened, revealing a naked girl inside. (And why wouldn’t there be a naked girl inside?)

Enjoy!

Imperative Justification

So if you have never meet one I will tell you all about them. A Lolicon is a person that thinks little anime chicks attractive…I know gross right, so when you tell them they are a perv they react with something along the lines of “It’s art! she doesn’t have an age” or “I can think they are attractive because they aren’t real”…My response is “Yes, it is art and Yes they do have an implied age” and to the other I say “NO! You can’t because that shit is creepy and now I wanna look your name up on the county sex offenders web page.”

These people do exist and so Jake and I felt that they needed a card to counter any accusation that is thrown their way.

You’re Welcome Perverts

Imperative Justification

GodzirraCast

The only place on earth where arbitrary and methodical can mean the same thing.
The only place on earth where arbitrary and methodical can mean the same thing.

Today we talk about Godzilla, the good and the bad points. Honestly, 
if I were you I would probably just wanna sit this one out. First you 
have me…I don’t even like monster movies which means I will probably
just crack jokes that don’t make sense the whole time. Then we have 
Jake, who really liked the movie. Nah, it should be fine! No one 
listens to this anyway. Oh and if you find the name offensive then I’m sorry but that’s how 90% of people in the movies say it…I’m a perfectionist when it comes to pronunciation.

Parents Basement (Real Life MTG)

When first taking on the Real Life MTG challenge, we looked at what legendary lands there would be in this real we call “real”. The one that stuck out the most was non other than “Parent’s Basement”.

You can 5 generic mana and sacrifice a life goal (College, girlfriend, any friends for that matter) and be free of responsibility for one fiscal year. That sure is an awesome land!!

 

Parents Basement

WifeCast

The only place on earth where arbitrary and methodical can mean the same thing.
The only place on earth where arbitrary and methodical can mean the same thing.

Tonight Boomer and I talk about our wives. Since we are the only ones that are married here at Everything and Nothing we figured we would talk about how awesome it is to not be single and all alone…We also spill some married people secrets. Then whats a ENN podcast without me (Greg) falling down a rabbit hole and talking about kidney stones and a newly founded city; Hairy Palms, Ca

A Neck Beard’s Séance (Real Life MTG)

While working at my comic shop yesterday I overheard two guys arguing about who’s better Superman or Goku. Then I heard this statement “Goku can travel at 1.63 times the speed of light…Hold on a second, let’s think about this…

…Nerds pride themselves on being intelligent and “right” when it comes to any argument they are faced with. We have all come across the will of a nerd engaged in an argument at least once in our lifetime and we all know the Spartan like intensity they fight with. Now, with that said we will go back to yesterday…

…Those words flew through the air and into my ears then up to my brain and processed, replayed and replayed again…I was taken back. “What the fuck did he just say?” I wondered, then looked over to them and said “Guys…my brain can’t handle anymore blah blah blah, take it in the back room so I don’t shoot myself in the face” When they were gone, I wondered what need to be done about this blatant hypocritical paradox nerds live in.

There needs to be a Magic the Gathering card for all nerds to use the moment they are about to go from Real Life facts to Fictional facts. All they need to do is slap this card on the table and show everyone around them that they are intelligent about this world AND the world you are about to enter. Challenge accepted…

YOU’RE WELCOME

Neck Beards Séance

The InterruptionCast

The only place on earth where arbitrary and methodical can mean the same thing.
The only place on earth where arbitrary and methodical can mean the same thing.

Because of a different UPS driver we didn’t receive our comics on time today. So with no comics to bag we just made a cast of the improvisation sort. Today’s topics are: Vegetarians, the anti-gluten craze, Superior Homos: the next evolutionary step for mankind, and the meaning of life!

The HollyCast

The only place on earth where arbitrary and methodical can mean the same thing.
The only place on earth where arbitrary and methodical can mean the same thing.

Today we sit with the wonderful Holly and Troy Benton, Holly is a cover artist/illustrator and Troy is her loving and supportive “pack mule”/husband…and a badass dude. Today’s topics are lead poisoning, Free Comic Book Day, DC vs Marvel and why independent can be better, then we round it off with the question of “Should Superman have saved his dad and not killed that total dick with the laser eyes?”. There were no Nazis or Jews harmed in the making of this Hollycast.